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Reasons why i'm single
- ONE: i annoy people
- TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
- THREE: i fuck shit up
- FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
- FIVE: i'm not liked
- SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
- don't forget
- SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and my computer
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I spent a solid 5 minutes coming up with the best two names for this:
1. The Snacket
2. Tit-locked Ziplock(ed)
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Neil Gaiman, no!
It seemed a nicer thing to do than to point out to all the people who were writing in and yelling at me on Twitter that Twitter has a 140 character limit and explain the concept of an abbreviation to them.
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